Could i be an alien???

"Time n Tide waits for no man" one dude said this, n most agree to it. But when u have been sitting at home doing nothing other than ruing over the misfortunes caused for months together, n waiting for something to happen, time seem to be waiting on u(n u have no idea about the tides).
Since time is waiting(seemingly), there comes a remote probability that i am an ALIEN(after all what does imagination cost??). One who landed on the earth in a space capsule that was sent from krypton when the planet was seeing its last.
But after unsuccessful attempts at lifting my neighbors bull-dozer, unable to see through walls, n all attempts at flying all by self only ending up in a bruised me n as a last resort failing to find any abandoned spaceship or traces of it, i realized i was very much human than the kryptonite dude Superman. Considering the positive aspect of it, at least i wont be teased by kids for wearing odd colored undies over my pants.
And if i am not Superman i don't want to be anyone else among the ALIEN clan.!!

Are'nt there times in life when u wish u were super-man or u were bitten by that radio-active spider which would transform u into spidey, or u had enough money to be the bat-man??
Wont it be cool to fly n or swing around with anonymity, help all those in distress, catch damsels falling down , fight villans with super powers or high tech gadgets..yeah in the process getting to date great looking women who would swoon all over u for nothing.(how i wish??!)

Well, no more senseless stuff, time is 545am n i have hardly slept.
chao!