The OMs-EYE Story!

Back home after a heavy-work out at the gym,( i started taking my gym seriously after i found my 7 year old cousin drawing an outline of my body, his art resembled an '8' like figure..which made me analyze myself in the mirror n well the kid cannot be blamed.) my grandma busy getting herself amused watching the never-ending serials told me to prepare food on my own.

Oh o!, last attempt at food-making had ended up in me eating a nearly blackish omlete.. i thought no more to omlete..i will make something a bit less complex..then what??
bullseye!..yes it will be bullseye.
So simple to make, all u need is an egg, some pepper powder n some salt. To the overly curious, yes dear we do need a a frying pan, some oil n a working gas stove and u dont need to turn sides too.(an idiots guide to making a bullseye)
After the thinking process, i started the preparations...kept the frying pan, poured the oil(of course the gas was on), broke the egg into the frying pan..n after a few minutes when it was time to get it out of the pan....i deduced that i had poured oil a bit too much...as i could not get the bullseye on my spoon(the larger one..with which we take dosas n omletes out of the pan..well what is it scientifically called??)..after some wobbling around i finally somehow managed to get the BE(Bull'sEye) on to the spoon, but only for it to slip out of it..n fall back onto the pan..with the jelly like yolk part falling face first on to the pan...(Crap!i never get a proper result out of my cooking endeavors)..after which i took it the formerly BE out of the pan n put it onto my plate(and yes i switched off the gas).
Now on the plate, it looked so unique, so different.With one side it resembled an omlete n on the other side it was yellowish. Can this be called a BE??
Well, then it suddenly struck me, hey i found something new, i have discovered something whose existence has not been known till now(no.no neither did i shout eureka eureka n run allover nor was i much excited on the thought that i discovered something), then i thought of naming it.
Hence was OMs-EYE born. A cross between an Omlete and a BE.

How did i manage to eat it???
Well, well when u r really hungry, the taste hardly matters